home stretch

well its almost the end of august, and i have some loose ends to tie, and by that i mean i have some multi post blogs that i have to finsih, and i will. but not tonight, stay tuned for pt 2 of whatever i decide to do

first days of school pt 1

today, wasnt all that bad, despite not having any females in my classes, except 1 but she doesnt count cuz ive had her in philo, but she is gf material, if only i can remember her name...

also, i found out tht my ex's boyfriend/ex isnt my class, its jus another guy with the exact same name, relief there.

also i am surprised at the amount of fat chicks that was in my swimming class, i mean there were a lot, but oddly i was the only fat guy.

another suprise was the bitches jus walking around campus, i mean there were bitches, but none in my classes, oh irony...well its not really, it jus sucks.

and im a lil sadding by the fact i cant do improv, at least for a while, for whatever reason i got the time messed up. but i get to watch monday night football so that always good thing.

3 classes down, 3 to go, and the best is for last on friday where theres gotta b bitches

back to school

this semester could either be the best semester so far, or worst by far, no in between. for starters, i have no acting classes, which isnt neccesarily a bad thing cuz it gives me a chance to make new friends, and mayb find a girlfriend, but the flipside to that is theyre mostly general ed classes. but the flipside to that is, theyre classes im ACTUALLY interested in, with the exception of math, but getting straight a's this semester is gonna tuuuuufff...

now, upon looking at the roster for my classes, i noticed something quite disturbing...my ex's boyfried/maybe ex-boyfriend is very possibly in my class. this is bad for several reasons, 1. she was "the one" and he kinda took away and turned her into a bitch, 2. he was her fisrt everything and yet she cheated on him with me the first time they wre together, so i had a natural hate for him, that and bcuz he chris brown'd her. 3. he found eventually about it, so we hate each other 4. we almost got into a fight on more than 1 occasion. 5. the mere sight of him make me sick, and angry 6. we jus hate each. so u can see why this poses a problem.
also ANOTHER ex-boyfriend is possibly in the same class...yeah

im also nervous that all these classes will produce no bitches, 7 or 8 classes with no bitches is like having the clap for 4 months...especially bcuz im taking swimming and ballroom specifically for the bitches, and if theres none, then it will be a waste.

but if everything goes according to plan, this will b my 2nd to last semester here at avc. so i have that to look forward to

so im excited but im nervous but hey, whatever.

blah

i dont really feel like blogging today/nite for personal reasons

are you my type?

so ladies, i know what ur thinking, "supa, am i ur type?" and the answer is, u are more than likey kinda my type, bcuz i dont really believe in types, what does that even mean? i really hate the word cuz if u get stuck on types, then u miss out on something special. dont get me wrong, i have my preference, but i cant date/make love to girls who are only my type, cuz it would never happen, or would happen rarely, for example, my type is alicia keys, light skin, good skin, long beatiful hair, a sweetheart etc...now lets be real, how many girls are like that? not very many. so if u ever wondered if ur my type, the answer is no, but u may fit the description of things i like in girls. if u somehow posses all of the traits, then i would have to kill u cuz i would think tht u were sent from the future to destroy me...

PRETTY EYES: one of the first things i notice about a girl, other than body, are her eyes, if u have any of these eye colors, u automatically get a +1 when i rate u-blue, green, hazel(fav) and those multi colored eyes. but im also more likey to fall head over heels for u and vice versa cuz theres something about looking a girl with pretty eyes deep into them, thats jus gets my going

LONG HAIR: im NOT attracted to girls with short hair, so what short? ur hair has to b at least or around ur shoulders, i mean its really hard to say, but as long as ur not bald, or rocking the fantasia look.

SMOOTH SKIN: i know some girls cant help it, but i jus love a girl with smooth skin as with anybody, that includes hair, UR LEGS HAVE TO BE SHAVED AT ALL TIMES, i jus like running my hands over smooth skin, kinda turns me on

SINGING: if u can sing, itll be very hard to lose me, cuz u can cheat on me with my mother, but if u sing im sorry, beautifully of course, than ill forgive u.

PAMERING YOURSELF: what i mean is thing like getting ur nails done, smelling really good, pedicures etc, not neccesaruly high maintenace, but some, but its jus a bonus for me, now this, along with singing, are the only that dont count against u.

SMILE/LIPS: one of the second things i notice are a girls lips and/or smile, a beautiful smile can go a long way, also i dont like tiny lips, but i dont like huge lips, they should the size of mine, and keep em glossy, or soft, either way, i want to enjoy kissing.

GOOD TEETH: now this SHOULD be a gimme, buuuut im kinda into it nice teeth, and im uber turned off by ugly teeth, idc how hot u are, if ur grill is tow up, than it aint happening.

LEGS: i care about legs more than tits, and jus a lil bit more than ass, but an awesome pair of legs can make me put it on u

ASS: im sorry, but its hard for me to make love to someone with 0 ass, i like to grab and smack

that about sums it up, idc really about hair color, it really depends on a combo of the above thing, blond blue eyes etc...

oh, u have to fit at least 40% of this list...

if i were prez

if were prez, i would do a lot things differently, not to appease you picky ass citizens that dont know what you want. no, i would do what i think is best, and what is best for this country i love so.

first of all, one of the first things i would, is withdraw our troops, which our current prez is doing, but instead of withdrawing and thts it, after pull out, i lay my seed all over them, and by seed i mean an H-BOMB, no more fucking around licking iraqs butthole, i say we fuck in the ass and fuck em hard and b done with it, treat them like a nasty ho, same wit afghan. in fact, we should send mofos on death row and serving life sentences to go find that mofo osama and kill him. then drop more bombs, like outkast said, "bombs over bagdad"

next, i would stop listening to you mofos who 1. dont know what ur talking about, 2. dont know what u want, 3. have nothing but bad things to say. i would call a state of the union address, look dead into the camera, stick my middle finger up, than moon it. then say "i wish all u picky lil bitches would shut the fuck up and let me do my job. cuz 99% of u couldnt do my job for one day. and all u do is bitch and moan about me? what are you doing with YO life huh? how can u criticize me when ur biggest decision is what flavor top ramen noodles should u eat? or "do i wanna save the game right now? i got enough potions to last me." so just shut the fuck up, and let me make the big decisions.

next thing i would do, is legalize marijauna. no explaination needed

next thing i would do. i would adopt canandas helthcare policies, and make it our own. cuz for whatever reason, healthcare is uber important, and canada has a good plan.

next, i would stop inflation, these gas companies make hella profit for no reason, theyre not paying no where near as much as theyre charging.

next i would i would outlaw reality shows. theres no reason for unknowns, unpopulars, nobodies, has been, never was, to have a reality show. i wouldnt outlaw the real world, cuz its legit. but im talking bout shows like tiny and toya, the kardashians, the show about dion sanders(yeah i bet u didnt he had a show, or u dont even know who that is), also shows that need to retire, like american idols, and flavor of love rip offs.

last but not least, i would stop borrowing money, cuz it aint working...

my hit list

these are the celebs i want to die next...

BILL COSBY
BETTY WHITE
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
TOM GREEN
THE GUY MARRIED TO MEGAN FOX AND ALLICA KEYS
DANE COOK
TED TURNER
LIL WAYNE
THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS NOT NAMED KIM
LADY GAGA...NO WAIT.....WELLLLL...NO CUZ IT WOULD BE SUCH A HUGE DEAL SHE WOULD B MORE ANNOYIG DEAD
THE WHOLE "DOUCHEBAG" LOOK, I KNOW ITS A PERSON, BUT I WANT IT TO DIE NONE THE LESS
ALL BALDWINS NOT NAME ALEC
OLSEN TWINS
EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH TWIGHLIGHT NOT NAME KRISTEN STEWART
BRANDON FRAZIER, BUT ONLY IF HE MAKES ANOTHER BAD MOVIE
M. NIGHT SHAMAYLON

theres plenty more, but ill stop here, other than the top 3, this is in no particular order

no mas!!!

please oh please, no more heat, well no more triple digit weather. i dont like being blackend even more than i am, and i hate sweating for no reason.

please, no more tweens looking like 25yr old hookers, im predicting that 1/3 of registered sex offenders, it wasnt their fault, these little bitches are decieving, and kids are getting worse and more rebellious at a younger age.

please, no more talk about brett favre, who has been my fav football player since a was but wee child. but hes obviously doing this crap for attention

please, no heart stopping food like fried oreos, fried twinkies, fried butter, not everything should be fried just becuase it can, and no more cholestral dripping foods like the double down, and that cheese sandwhich dennys just introduced, dont we have enough fat problems in the country as is?

please, eliminate unfunny ppl like dane cook, 90% of female comedians, etc. theyre bringing death to this country

please stop giving everybody reality shows

please everybody stop accepting reality shows, havent u learn that it ruins lives? sure u may get ur 15 min of fame, but at wat cost? huh kardashian bitches? john and kate? paris hilton?

please stop making terrible video games, u know that what ur doing sucks, u know that when ur putting the soundstrack to the action its terrible, u know when ur creating the gameplay its terrible, and ur terrible ppl for it and should b raped with curling irons.

please celebs stop dating other celebs, give guys like me a chance why dontcha megan fox, alicia keys, beyonce, katie holmes, jessica biel, cameron diaz, kim kardashian.

please stop making sex tapes and a. denying it(allyson hannigan), and b. pretend like u didnt mean for it to "leak" (fantasia)

please stop making sex tapes, no 1 wants to see u fantasia, china.

please stop making pseudo sex tapes, either fuck her or dont, dont tease us carman electra.

please stop making movies dane cook

please stop making movies dane cook

please stop making movies dane cook

please die sarah palin

the (insert team) are the 2011 superbowl champs!!!

so my pick for this seasons superbowl champs, has to be the new england patriots...and not jus because they are my favorite afc team(in fact, my favorite nfc team is not going to the superbowl). so how did come to this conclusion? well provided every1 is healthy, they may not be the best team on paper, but they should be. so here are my playoff picks, and division winners AND IF U JUST WANT TO SEE MY PLAYOFF PICKS, ITS AT THE BOTTOM...JERKS

AFC EAST:
New England Patriots(obviously)
NEW YORK JETS( this was tuff)
MIAMI DOLPHINS
BUFFALO BILLS
of course im gonna pcik new england to win the division, i just think that tom brady is playing with a chip on his shooulder, and the whole organization is out prove themselves. after a disappointed past 2 seasons, new england will bounce back. then its really a toss up between the jets and the dolphns, the bills may have a better season, but that it. if derrel revis doesnt play, then i cant see this team being better than 9-7 again. and the dolphins are my sleeper pick to make the playoffs.

AFC WEST:
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
DENVER BRONCOS
OAKLAND RAIDERS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

lets face it, san diego is in a division on their own, no one is touch the chargers, with the team claiming theres better chemistry, i look for them to have a big year. especially phillip rivers.

AFC SOUTH
BALTIMORE RAVENS
CINCINATTI BENGALS
PITTSBURG STEELERS
CLEVELAND BROWNS

thanks to Lebron James, clevelands woes continue and they continue to finish last. and with big ben out for at least 4 games, i think pittsburg digs themselves into an early hole they cant get out of. while baltimore is gleaming with confidence after a surprising year with joe flacco, and beating the patriots on their home turf, expect this confidence to equal wins, while the bengals will try to find themselves early, but will eventually get it and finish strong

AFC SOUTH
INDY COLTS
TENNESEE TITANS
HOUSTON TEXANS
JACKSONVILLE JAGS

all long as payton is healthy and playing, indy is and will always be number 1. with the re-emergence of vince young and rushing of chris johnson, who i believe can and will break the season single record, the titans will imporve to second in the division while houston, will get enough to have its first ever winning season, but it wont be enough to pass the titans. and david garrad(who should have never become a starter in my opinion) is done, stick a fork in him and prepare for the 2011 draft.

NFC EAST
DALLAS COWBOYS
WASHINGTON REDSKINS
PHILLY EAGLES
NEW YORK GIANTS

in the toughest division in the nfl, a division in which all 4 teams could walk away with a wining record, a focused romo will emerge as victorious, one of the best defenses and miles austin, is dallas sb bound?
and yes i did pick the seemingly down and out redskins, with mcnab throwing moss the deep ball, and a decent defense, they will the be second. and i think kevin kolb is a good player inheriting a good team, but giants are on the decline, and did nothing to stop the bleeding this offseason.

NFC WEST
ARIZONA CARDINALS
SF 49ERS
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
ST LOUIS RAMS

The sam bradford experiment begins, and it will seem like it failed, but a better than last season finish will say otherwise, college coaches have a difficult time turning pro, so no surprise there, the kurtless cardinals will come slighty edge and tough coached 49ers teams, but jus barely. im still not sold on alex smith

NFC NORTH
GB PACKERS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS(FARVELESS)
CHICAGO BEARS
DETROIT LIONS

tho they will be better, the lions finsih 4-12, and yes thats better, and bears still wont find a rythem with cutler unless they make a trade at WR, so that leaves the 2 offensive heavywieghts, if theres no farve, the packers win both games against the vikings, with farve, its split, but the packers who has more to prove to themselves than any other team, will come out victorious.

NFC SOUTH
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
ATLANTA FALCONS
CAROLINA PANTHERS
TAMPA BAY

michael moore wont to more, but wont do less, the jake delohmme...so that leaves the dirty birds and who dat nation...i think the saints will not only break the superbowl, not only break nfc south jinx in which no team has ever won it twice in a row, but they WILL also break the madden curse, how can u go against this high potent offense that beat out mr mannings high potent offense? you cant, sorry atlanta, i respect you, but but im a believer.

NFC WILD CARD
this is horribly tough. but the
ATLANTA FALCONS 11-5 &
WASHINGTON REDSKINS 10-6
will beat out the vikings

AFC WILD CARD
CINY BENGALS 10-6
TENNESSEE TITANS 10-6
they have a better sched than the jets

NFC PLAYOFFS
1. NO SAINTS 13-3
2. DALLAS COWBOYS-12-4
3. GREEN BAY PACKERS 12-4
4. ARIZONA CARDINALS 9-7
5. ATLANTA 11-5
6. REDSKINS 10-6

1ST ROUND
GB OVER WASHINGTON 27-17
CARDINALS OVER ATL 35-32

2ND ROUND
SAINTS OVER CARDINALS 35-17
GB OVER DALLAS 17-10(this may b a lil bias)

3RD ROUND
SAINTS OVER GB 24-23

AFC PLAYOFFS
1. NEW ENDGLAND PATRIOTS 14-2
2. INDY COLTS- 13-3
3. CHARGERS 12-4
4. RAVENS 11-5
5. BENGALS 10-6
6 TITANS 10-6

1ST ROUND
CHARGERS OVER TITANS 35-21
BENGALS OVER RAVENS 17-14
2ND ROUND
NE OVER BENGALS 35-17
SD OVER INDY 35-31
3RD ROUND
NE OVER SD 24-17

SUPERBOWL

NEW ENGLAND OVER SAINTS 35-28

tv vs school...who has taught me more? pt 1

well, ive been thinking lately, "with all this technology and access to a lot info, have i learned more from school, or tv?" well it all depends on wat you consider as leanrning or taught.

obviously i learned things that cant be taught anywhere, like social skills, the social hierchy(?), how to play football, or rather the fundementals, etc, things like that, you jus cant teach. so what about the classroom? i mean obviously, dora's not gonna teach u quadratic equations. but does that really count as learning? im not gonna use this shit...EVER, its useless info. so can someone really learn more from tv than school? the answer is yes.

as a child, you learn how to count, your abc's, sometimes you learn it even before you go to school thus making kindegarden useless, all u learn is macoroni art and show and tell, and if ur parents cant teach u how to share then they shoulda had an abortion.
from 1-3rd grade is useless cuz dora, big bird, muppets, yo gabba gabba etc, teach you all the other crap, dora even teaches you another language, but they teach what time is, how to count money, how to be polite, and bill nye teaches u all the science stuff, but its not important til 5th grade. so 1-3 are useless. in 4th grade u get deeper into american histry and multiplication and division, im sure dora dont teach u that. so from grades 4-6, are pretty useful....

middle school is gonna be hard, so ill will get to that later...

my inner kristen stewart pt 2

here are just some other things that i hate

BIG CORPORRATIONS-
they are the epitony of greed, and everything that is wrong with the USA. it ticks me off that its only about the money. the safety and well being of the very ppl that buys their G5 planes is not important to them. they are the very poison that pleagues this once great country. but alas, killing the american public is the only way to profit. selling us cancer sticks, and artery clogging food. even the healthy things they poison by adding unneccesary ingrdients. no one cares how unhealthy a double down is, jus as long as they buy, and for whatver reason americans, even tho they have the right, dont say no! dont buy this crap if u know its unhealthy and can kill you!!!! i mean you got all these riduculous organizations like PETA and NAACP, fighting for stupid causes, why isnt there one to protect americans from these greedy fucks that ruining this country!!!! i mean u got these awesome programs like jenny craig, then kfc tries to counter attack with the double down!!......stick up for yourselves america. fight for health, and so no to dangerous crap they sell.

lazy lazy

im sorry but i cant do it today, today is gonna be my lazy, even tho this is technically for yesterday cuz i left as i was aobut to blog, but you know. shit happens

scott pilgrim vs the world review

first of all let me say, this was effing awesome, and im gonna try my best not give any spoilers. in fact, if i feel like its possibly a spoiler itll b in caps.

but there was soemthing that really ticked me off in the movie, and i think that it doesnt matter if you havent read the comic or not to have picked up on it, but i will get to that later.

the movie stays very true to the comic, very true, i mean it was really like being in the comic. which was the best thing about the movie, cuz it was fun as shit to watch. i wish more movies would follow this style. the story stayed true until the ending for obvious reason, which is perfectly understandable. its almost everything you could hope for in a comic-movie.

Acting: the acting was surprisingly good, with a couple of exceptions, but i will go down the list. starting with scott

Michael cera surprised the shit out of me. but in a good way. this was michael cera at his best. his best performance since superbad. but it wasnt perfect. there were times i totally believed he was scott, then there were times he was flat, and he showed himself. but overall i gotta give it to him. he nailed some key lines, and VERY surprisingly he fought well when it wasnt his double.

KNIVES: Ellen wong is THE ONLY person who got their respective character perfect. she was phenominal, forget the fact that she looks like knives, she was amazing. thats all i have to say about that.

WALLACE: was the biggest surprise to me, the guy who played did a pretty good job despite not looking him. between him and knives, they help carry the movie. he also the most depth of all the characters, which is actually a little sad when you think about it.

STEPHAN: slightly disappointing, because he didnt seem like stephan thru most of the movie. If uve never read the comic, u might think hes good, well he was, just not as stephan stills.

KIM: was also surprisingly good. actually, thinking about it, she played kim really good, almost perfect. but not a lot of depth.

YOUNG NIEL: im not sure what to make of him, he wasnt bad, but he wasnt good, he was above average at best, but it might not be his fault tho, the writers/directors kinda threw him aside.

JULIE: i hated julie, the only thing she did good was being a bitch, but thats it, she was EXTREMELY bland and flat. easily the worst performance

ENVY: another character that was thrown away. for whatever reason, they thought it was a good idea to make her not important, shes kinda important for like 5 min, the she disappears. not only that, but she was more of a characiture(?) than a character

EVIL EXES: Chris evens was pretty damn good as lucas, and pretty damn funny. everybody was pretty good, with the exception of the twins who didnt have any lines, but brandon routh and chris evans were the highlights.

RAMONA: i purposely left her last. Mary played ramona the best she could, but the problem wasnt mary, it was ramona. she was all wrong. she came off as bitchy the whole movie, with the exception of one or two scenes. she was very 2 dimensional, she basically had the same thing on her mind the whole movie. she just wasnt likable in the movie, in fact if i hadnt read the comic, i would be asking myself, "why does scott love her again?" her character was butchered by the writers.

visually and technically, this movie was amazing. but the plot lot wasnt. i didnt like the plot actually. for beginners, the supporting characters had more depth than the leads, which is never good. there was a lot missing that had nothing to do with the comic. for one there wasnt much chemistry between michael and mary, and thats because they didnt have very many chances. after about the 2 or 3rd ex, theres a change that happens that completely ruined the movie for me KINDA A SPOILER ALERT: SCOTTS LOVE FOR RAMONA WASNT RESIPRECATED(?) IT WAS VERY ONE SIDED, AND I DIDNT LIKE IT. SCOTT WAS GIVING AND GIVING, AND SHE WAS TAKING AND TAKING, NEVER GIVING OR RETURNING. that mutual feeling just wasnt there, it was missing and it was required for validating the ending. because the ending just doesnt gel with the rest of the movie because of it.

other than that, the fights were amazing, it witty, funny, and it was a ball to watch the fights and the banter between character. do i recommend this movie? if ur not plot person yes...

focusing on my inner kristen stewart

i dont know why, but lately, i just hate everything. if i had a device that can create blackholes that are real, i would use it to destroy everything that pisses me off. which is 87% of the things that go on in the world. but the thing that pisses me the most is, hollywood. the place where i wanna be the most is the thing the ticks me off the most.

i hate that hollywood thinks they can do whatever they want, make whatever they want, sell whatever they want, all so they can make a buck. no matter dumb, stupid, retarded it is, they just do whatever they please, with no consideration to the consumer. and you would think they would stop, you would think that they would think outside the box and focus on what the consumer(us) want. do surveys, go out the and collect data or something and stop showing us crap like "my best friends girl." and just because is fashionable, doesnt mean its good. i.e "the fantastic 4" "spiderman 3" i mean, do you guys actually read these scripts before you priduce them? think outside the box before you give us crap like "furry vengence"

next, i hate over advertisement. either the movie is good or not. if the movie is good, people will talk about it, they will spread the word to go see. you dont have to show the SAME TRAILERS DOZENS OF TIMES A DAY ON MULTIPLE NETWORKS!!!!! mean ive seen the scott pilgram trailor so much that i know all of them by heart! and jus because it worked, ONCE doesnt mean its going to always.

next, stop hiring bad actor/actresses. jus because they either a. used to be a-listers 2. had 1 mega hit movie F. is good at one role, doesnt mean they are a good choice to make blockbuster movies!!! i.e keenu reeves, katherine hiegl(?) kristen stewart, jason biggs...

next, stop being a copycat industry, jus bcuz handhelf worked for blair witch, cloverfield, etc, doesnt mean it works for everything i.e quaritine, one of the dawn of the dead movies, quite frankly, im tired of it

next, im tired of these stupid commercials; gieco, gieco, gieco, car commercials, bud light commercials etc, if your commercial aint funny, do not keep showing, watching more and more is not gonna make it funny.

lastly, i want to make this clear...I FUCKING HATE SARAH PALIN!!! I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS, AND UNBORN CHILDS GRAVE, IF SHE BECOMES PRESIDENT, I WILL LEAVE THIS COUNTRY...

love is a taboo word...for me

ok, im not talking love in general, i mean the word love. its very taboo for me. so much so, ill say that i hate the word, its hard for me to say the word, even to my own family...

throughout my life ive been through many things, seen many things, been told many things. and the thing ive learned, is that the ones that are closest to you, are the ones who will hurt you the most. so i firmly believe "keep your friends close, and enemies closer" and i STRONGLY disagree with "its better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all." i really hate this phrase. if i knew then what i know now, i wouldnt have made those decisions that in the long run, hurt me more than helped me. and this doesnt just stem from past relationships with ex-girlfriends, nein, i goes deeper than that.


im not gonna get into everything that happened, but it seemed that when i was at my lowest, my family kicked me when i was down, and turned their back on me, in fact, none of my family, except for 1 aunt and my mom, has helped me to this point. someone im not even related to has helped me more than anyone other than my mother has. dont get me wrong, i love my family very much, i just dont trust them. like my father treating me like trash, literally, my aunt(s) turning their back on my and treating me like vermin.

and then theres of course my ex's, i wont get into that either, but the last time i was in love i had no problem telling her that. but now, whenever someone says it to me, im hesitant to say it, or not at all. and its not because i dont, its jus a taboo word for me. some of its even that i easily become attached, some of it is im afraid, but none the less, if i dont say it, doesnt mean i dont. cuz i love some of my friends, but they prolly dont know that, cuz they wont hear it from me. its not cuz i dont, i jus really hard for me to say, even to my sister and niece and nephews, even to my own mother. hopefully one day ill get over it, but who knows, and its not that i dont trust you either, im jus very weary so if u do something f**** up to me, i wont b surprised...but i do love some of you... and yess, this was kinda hard to do

blah

its not that i dont have anything to write about, oh contrare, i have plenty material, i just dont feel like it today, so this is my one and only lazy cop out blog. i wanted to make it at least a paragraph so it looks like i tried, but i really didnt, so if u are reading this u can stop right here, im not really saying anything much more than this. in fact, its getting close to the satisfactory point. just one or two more sentences and i should be ok....crap, i ran out of things to say. come on, just two more lines and we can call it night. by the way, i want to impregnate drew barrymore.

thought about scott pilgrim movie, Pt 2: cinflict! scoot pilgrim vs gut feelings

so yesterday i decided to watch multiple trailers and read critic reviews about the movie "scott pilgrim vs the world" and "the expendables" and i have to say im more conflicted than ever. before i did that, i was leaning towards scott pilgrim 55-45, but after reading reviews and watching trailers on both movies, its really a toss up.

Scott Pilgrim: in my last blog i stated my skeptisism about michael cera, that hasnt changed, in fact the reviews that were not in favor of the movie stated that michael cera was a problem, but one thing that was a common denominator in all reviews, is the movie style. that in itself i knew by watching the trailor. its seems very faithful to the comic. but thats not wats bothering me...its the casting, and the acting. for example, i dont like who plays wallace, i dont like kim, and obviously scott, but its not that i just dont like them, i mean i REALLY dont like who they casted, especially wallace. im just not a fan on chris evans. but i do like stephan, and ramona, and i REALLY love knives, she looks like shes gonna b pleasant to watch. and last but not least, my last bit of doubt should b obvious: how are you gonna fit 6 200ish page volumes, into 2 hours? although it seems faithful, i doubt theyre gonna get everything in there, which means a lot is gonna get left out, and i absolutely hate clifhangers, but that doesnt seem to be the case as i saw gideon fighting scott. but how do u fit 1000+ pages into 120?(note: 1 page=1 min when ur writing a script)id ont know...but critics are raving about it.

The Expendables: expendables look like my favorite genre. Mindless killing and explosions with no plot. and by the reviews, im right...at least on the plot level. i also read that this AWESOME cast doesnt gel well. non the less, its my kind of movie, and i keep telling myself "how can a movie of this callibur go wrong" and i feel like im setting myself up for failure. but with all the fighting and blood and gore and what not, sometimes bad acting can overcome that. or bad chemistry. so i know what ur thinking, "why dont you just pick the expendables, since you have less beef with it" well my response is get your head outta your ass and open your eyes. i love scott pilgrim, but i really wanna see the expendables, i dont love it, but i really wanna see it. its been a while since ive seen sensless violence. but after reading scott, it has a place in my heart. but when i read thing like "stallone suffered injuries during fight scenes" how can i not wanna watch it? so my decision...lets me watch both trailers........................................ok, i have to say im warming up to michael cera, so im going with scott 60-40 over expendables

my(now legit) thoughts about the scott pilgrim movie

first of all, let me start off by saying im looking uber forward to seeing it. but (i mean a big BUT) i dont think i like the michael cera as scott pilgrim.

as i was reading the comic, there were times where i said "i could see him doing that" buuuuut, based on a. what of seen of mr cera to this point, and b. based on the previews, i am totally skeptical of mr cera playing scott pilgrim. scott pilgrim is a lot of things michael is not. and michael is things that scott is not. for one, scott isnt awkward like michael is, of course he has his awkward moments, but every role michael has played in, hes been an awkward character. scott has some coolisms about him, hes one of the best fighters in town, and he knows how to get girls. i dont know, i just dont see a match here except that michael cera has the look. except he doesnt look 23, but other than fact then based on looks alone hes got it.

i dont have a lot of faith in michael cera, but i do have faith in the movie, and im trusting that michael wont butcher the role, cuz hes not a bad actor, in fact hes very good at what he does, he just doesnt do anything else

f*** it

there are times in life where you just gotta say "f*** it" you gotta stop sweating the little shit and just let go. dont let the little things stress you out. and definately dont let the little thing turn into big things. im not saying dont be so care free that life passes you by, and you become a cold heartless human being. you just gotta pick your fights wisely. for example, if your kids are stressing you cuz they on a sugar rush, dont walk outta the house and leave them by themselves, cuz when you come back, you are not gonna have a house to walk into cuz its burnt to the ground. instead. WHOOP THEY ASS, youll be surprised how far an ass whooping can take you. another example. if your girlfriend is nagging you about the same ol shit, dont sit there argueing about the same ol shit, just say f*** it and let her win, some battles arent worth fighting. take it from me, a guy who doesnt give a f*** about A LOT of things, i mean ive mastered the art of not giving a f***. but there are people like kristen stewart who take it to the extreme, it affects her physical appearance. you dont want that. so know when to give a f*** and when not to, and if you ever find yourself wondering rather or not to give a f***, just ask..."what would jesus do?"

a zelda game that sux

I have played many of zelda games in my life. gone on many adventures with link, defeated gannondorf, and saved princess zelda many of times. but The Legend of Zelda: The Minishing Cap is by far the worst of the bunch. Never have i been so bored, so confused and so clueless while slashing away at enemies just because theyre there.

Plot: so basically youve become bffs with zelda but she is turned to stone by an evil sorceror(?) and you have to colect the 4 elements and fuse them with the sword to save, im not sure what the four elements have to do with it but whatever.
Pretty bland right? well they try to throw some extras like you can become tiny because of society called the minish, and its a society that only little kids and animals can see, which is why they must entrust link to save zelda.
Like i said, the plot is sort of bland, and it doesnt really evolve much, nor does it really get interesting. but it is refreshing that theres no ganon...

Controls: the gameplay is sort of classic zelda, but u mind you this is on the gameboy and the controls are are different, and extremley noticable. using your shield is no longer automatic and ur sword is no longer automatically equiped. and you dont using items with the L or R button, nope you have 2 options to use ur items, u can use ur sword and boomerang or your boomerang and shield or bombs and shield, etc...because of this your switching A LOT which can get annoying.

Gaemplay: as i said its classic zelda gameplay, you slash monster, collect rupees and hearts etc. but the biggest difference is the increase in puzzles. some people might this is a good thing but its not. the puzzle are either really easy or really hard. to the point where you find yourself stuck walking around hyrule for about 30 minutes backtracking to see what your missing. its not new that u need the newest items to advance the game. but this game relies so heavily on them, that if you wanted to, you cant get the "elements" out of order the way you could in previous zelda games.

Another addition to the gameplay is the introduction of "keystones" which is a stone broken in two, you collect them and find other people or creatures or statues, to fuse them with. theyre supposed to bring happiness when you do. which includes heart peieces, and rupees. other than that, they serve no purpose. theres only a couple of times where keystone actually help you advance the game. but its so obviously redundant, that it just becomes an inconvience.

One thing i do like about the game are the items that you get to pick, like the wind jar which sucks things up and this cane thing that jettisons you and flips things over. items like these made the game fun to play because they were fun to use.

Overall, dont waste your time with the game, unless your a die hard zelda fan. because you will get stuck...A LOT, bcuz they often put puzzles there that just arent very visable. like an hole you have to bomb but theres no indication that the wall can be bombed. the one few bright spots in the game, is the score. obviously. Zelda is second to only Final Fantasy when it comes to game score. but the sound effects sound like the first nintendo and some of them were even stolen for mario bros...

holidays are so overrated

in order, this is the reason MOST holidays are overrated

NEW YEARS-who gives a f*** bout new years? its about new years eve, thats when the drinking happens, thats when we gets drunk and make bad decisions to start the new year. new years day is jus a day to recover from the night before.

Valentines day-its so obvious a female either made this holiday up, or influenced its creation. this is the second worst holiday of the year. Its jus an excuse for females to become prostitutes legally for a day.

St Patricks day- i have nothing to say about this, and its not jus bcuz its my bday :)

April fool-grow up, seriously, it was fun when i 10, but unless the joke is REALLY good, act ur age

Easter- before u get ur eggs scrambled let me explain. I dont dislike easter for what it represents, i hate it for what its become. i hate that people buy "easter sunday" clothes for this one occasion, and go to church this ONE time outta the whole year like thats whats gonna get them into heaven. Easter has become jus another consumer day and Jesus is being used as a marketing tool and that erks me. I hate it when people forget the meaning of holidays.

Cinco De Mayo-Once again, no complaints, this holiday was made for drinking. and im ok with that, even tho im not mexican.

Independence day- this is my second favorite holiday so, yeah.

Labor day- whats with this whole "no white after labor day"? its retarded, i hate, im not actually sure of why this holiday exsist. maybe someone can enlighten me and tell me why this is a legit holiday. the only good about this holiday is bbq.

Holloween-the WORST "holiday" in the whole universe. people spend ridiculous amounts of money on nothing. on stuff your only gonna wear once, on stuff your only gonna do once, and things your gonna give away. Its just an excuse for people to look stupid without feeling stupid cuz everyone around them also looks stupid. i dont know if you knew this america, but you can buy AND eat candy whenever you want, you dress stupid, whenever you want, you be scared whenever you feel the urge to do so. if your kids are crying cuz they dont have a christmas, look back at this day so you can see how much of a failure you are as a human being.

Thanksgiving- how can i hate a holiday that brings family and people together and be thankful for things?

Christmas- The only thing i dont like about this holiday, is that people dont teach they kids, or junoirs, or whatever the true meaning of christmas. kids have gotten so spoiled they think its only about getting gifts under and a tree and santa clause. but its so much more than that...also this aint Jesus birthday either, get your facts right.

Prez day, Abe & MLK bday, and veterans day- i left these out purposly cuz i dont think theyre overrated, but underrated for the same reasons i listed in christmas, people tend to forget the true meaning of these holidays, and think its jus another day off. also annoying

georgia on my mind

Its been more than four years since ive been to Lithonia Ga, my second home. There are just so many things i miss about. there isnt a day that goes by that i dont about her. i cant wait til i can run into her arms and embrace her the way she embrace me in the short time ive know her.
What do i miss most? I dont know, everything, i miss walking outside for 2 seconds and feeling like ive been sweating for 2 hours because of the humidity. I miss your riduculous green scenery, and how no matter where you go, its looks like thats where they shot the blair witch project. i miss how you can get loss quicker than a child with a A.D.D. in either the woods, or the freeway. i miss your lack of sidewalks and the fact that if you didnt have a car, dont buy white shoes. i miss wearing bags over my new shoes so i dont get red clay on them.
i miss your redunkulously predictable weather, like your thunderstorms, your REAL thunderstorms, not these pussy thunderstorms out here. i miss the smell of the rain as they dripp down from the treetops like a noodle drainer. i miss your non-diversity, your wanna be thugs and gangbangers, wanna be pimps at what not.
but the thing i miss most, yes more than walking down the street for 10 minutes before you get to your 1st and probably only neighbor. even more than memorial drive clubs, and memorial drive shootings after the clubs. is my friends. no matter where you are, its not the same if you dont have friends to enjoy life with. none of these things i would miss if i didnt have friends to help enjoy these things. in fact, if i didnt have friends there, i would say f*** it and good rittens(?)Dont get me wrong, its not that i dont enjoy the friends i have here, because i do. if i didnt i would be doing everything i can to move back, or move to somehwere where i can make friends. but i grew up with those guys. i didnt grow up with the friends i have now. i had a lot of my 1st there. and my friends have known each much longer so they have history, which can at times make me feel outta place. but i just gotta make new memories with them.
so Georgia, more than what makes up you, i miss your inhabitants, you guys will always be in my heart, i miss you, til the next time i see you guys.

america: a giant pot of racism?

dear america,

oh when oh when, did you become so racist? is that, you've always been racist, but over the years you have repressed and its beginiing to surface again? Or, maybe theres an inferior/superior complex thats brewing within are country. Whatever it is, its ugly and disgusting. America is once again showing its true colors, but this time, we're showing it to each other.

Theres no doubt that America has been pretty f****** up and racist throughout the years, but as decades rolled by, we began to become just a little less racist. And although its never really gone away, it has been masked by the toilet paper that is the constitution. Rather it be for the benifits of Asians, Mexicans, Native Americans or Blacks, we began to accept everyone, even if deep down, no one really liked it, but we learned to live in harmony as we soon became a "melting pot." But now, in the wake of a Black president, that harmony is off track. Everyone is singing their own notes. And im in no way blaming are current president. No this began before Obama, it began with 9/11. After that, we hated all Middle Easterns, and still do, as we "united" even if it were only for like a month.
Then, hate against the Jews...I really dont have an explanation as to when, why, what made them the most sterotyped people.

Dont get me started on mexicans in arizona...

Then Obama became president. Which dawned an inferior complex among the whites, and a superior complex among the black. Have you seen the Boondocks episode when Obama was elected? That s*** wasnt fake, black people truely believe all that crap they were spewing. But ive digressed. It seems everytime something goes wrong in America, the republicans(a predominately white party) point fingers at Obama. High unemployment rate: Obamas fault(even though it was pretty high before him) Bp oil spill: Obamas fault, the playstation network crash: obamas fault, the earthquake in haiti, obamas fault...ok im getting a little ridiculous now, but the point is, instead of always pointing fingers and blaming the other(democrats to it too) they need to unite and run this G** damn country the way it needs to be ran! We cant get s*** done because we cant come together like real adults and come up with f****** solution! White people: stop acting so inferior, you motherf***** have been running this country for hundreds of years. Take a break, be a man about your loss and quit bashing the President for a little thing he does/says. Youre not inferior, youre just not in control. Black people: we got a black prez...who gives a f***, that doesnt make us better, as you can see, he's f****** up, and he might not make it to another term. It was fun to rub it in the first year, but buisiness time now, your not gonna get your way cause were still out numbered.

So america, we need to synergize. if we want to become the prominent superpower we once were, we must unite. We are much better together than we are apart, and if ur gonna be racist, be racist against all, OR lets all be racist against one like the good ol days...

Also, Sarah Palin SHUT THE FUCK UP! everytime yoou speak, i wanna punch you in the face! Youre not a maverick, your not cool. Youre just a whiney little bitch that has too much to say. And most of the time, it comes off as stupid. youre like one of those girlfriends you never take to the movies or meet your friends cause youll embarass(?) us. Youre the type of person who is a walking awkward moment. but we keep you around because occasionally you entertain us when were bored, and youre a pretty good lay. I hope you die going ice fishing you disgusting little gremlin...

not christopher nolan

Damn u christopher nolan, u are the epitome of everything i hope to achieve as director/screenwriter. Not only that u have the same wrtiting style as me, with your cool action sci fi movies that are dark also. Me and a friend were talkimg about rivals when we become famous, and i chose you. But the problem is, were so much alike. Not to mention youve achieve so much already. How can i call you my rival? No, instead i look up to you. I hope to b like you and eventually surpass you. In fact, i would like to take classes from you. Teach me your ways, teach how to come up with such amazing and thought provoking plot lines. Teach me how develop interesting, well-rounded and 3-dimensional characters. And once you teach me that, teach me how convey that into actors and then onto the big screen, how to bring my vision to life.

nein, instead you will be my mentor. I will follow your like a hawk. And then, when you least expect it, i will strike. I surpass you, i refuse to be your lesser or equal. I will be better than you...so i guess youre my rival after all...